DEAR BILLIONAIRES

NORMALLY $20.

$285,000 FOR BILLIONAIRES.

Available only to individuals with a net worth of at least $1 billion.

Exact same CD.

No autograph. No upgraded packaging. No exclusive music. No special treatment.

Listen now

Don't take our word for it. Press play.

Like what you hear? The full ten-song album arrives October 23.

Recorded at Abbey Road

A magical London studio session with raw performances inspired by The Beatles.

Two #1 Albums

Independent and road-tested Billboard #1 Blues Albums.

Limited Physical Editions

Green River UFO colored, 140 gram LP comes in a deluxe gatefold jacket.

A record made the human way.

Dear Billionaires was captured with all four of us playing together in Abbey Road Studio 2. No assembling the band one person at a time. No polishing away the mistakes, movement or electricity. Just four musicians listening and responding to one another in real life.

Vintage instruments, live harmonies, and the natural sound of the room give these songs their warmth, scale and urgency.

It sounds like a band because it is one.

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SO, WHY DEAR BILLIONAIRES?

This is not a record about people we will never meet.

It's about us.

The people working, loving, worrying, laughing, getting by and trying to build a life while the ground keeps moving underneath them.

Across ten songs, Dear Billionaires looks at money, work, relationships, survival and the question underneath all of it:

Who can ordinary people rely on?

WHY PREORDER?

✅ Own the first pressing

Get the first physical edition of Dear Billionaires, including the Green River UFO-colored gatefold vinyl.

✅ Support independent music

No major label or distant machine. Your preorder helps an independent band release the record directly.

✅ Put the whole album on

No shuffle. No algorithm choosing what comes next. Ten songs created to live together.

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Pre-Order FAQ
Dear Billionaires will be released October 23, 2026. We currently expect physical preorders to ship on or before that date.
Yes. You will be charged when you place your order.
Yes, you can add anything from our store to you order. We will hold your order and ship it with the new album on or before October 23, 2026. If you have any questions, email help@theemptypockets.com.
Yes. We pressed 500 copies total!
No, but all songs are available digitally via all streaming services.
We ship both domestic and international.

Listen now

Don't take our word for it. Press play.

Like what you hear? The full ten-song album arrives October 23.

BILLIONAIRE-ONLY PRICING

Before you continue…

The standard Dear Billionaires CD costs $20.

For billionaires, the exact same CD costs $285,000.

No autograph. No deluxe packaging.
No exclusive material. No additional benefits.

Before entering, please swear on the honor system that your personal net worth is at least $1 billion.

We will not request bank statements, tax returns or proof of private aviation. Please do not proceed if you are merely a multimillionaire.

I am not a billionaire. Show me the $20 CD.